WY . . . I'll be your fireman today.
skinnydipper
Calgary, Alberta | Man Letar efter Man
Grundläggande information
Jag kan tala
Engelska, Franska
Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
OH CANADA . . . in a Southern accent
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
Stjärntecken
Väduren
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Atletisk
Min längd är
177 cm
Mina ögon är
Blåa
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Aldrig varit gift
Jag har barn
Nej
Jag vill ha barn
Osäker
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Bak
Kroppskonst
Skulle aldrig ens tänka tanken
Mitt hår är
Bruna
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Inga husdjur
Villig att flytta
Ja
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Vissa universitetsstudier
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Egen-företagare
Min specialitet är
Annat
Min arbetstitel är
Window Washer
Jag tjänar så här mycket per år
Mellan 450 000 och 600 000 kronor
Jag bor
Ensam
Hemma
Vänner hälsar på då och då
Jag är rökare
Nej
Jag dricker
Ja - feströker
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Klassens clown
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Uppmärksam, Vänlig, Komiker, Utåtriktad
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Motion, Lärande, Musik, TV , Filmer, Internet, Middag, Fotografering, Religion/Spiritualitet, Resor, Volontärarbete
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Festar, Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker, Bio, Tar det lugnt, TV , Gå på konsert
Den idealiska första dejten för mig skulle vara att
A romantic, carriage ride around DC
Jag har alltid velat prova
A cruise ship, lots of travel to a variety of places, cosmetic surgery, sky diving, scuba diving, living in Japan.
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Vänlig, Någon de vill vara, Cool, Tramsig
Åsikter
Min religion är
Spirituell men inte religiös
Jag går i kyrkan
En gång i månaden
Mitt mål i livet är
To be half as good in bed as I am at creative writing.
Min humor är
Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Tramsig
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Nyheter, Dokumentärer, Drama, Instruerande, Filmer, Dokusåpor
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Drama
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Rock, Pop, Klassisk, Jazz, Latino, New Age, Dansband, Gospel, Folkmusik
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Nyheter, Självbiografi, Biografi, Handel, Komik, Hälsa, Humor, Instruerande, Poesi, Vetenskap
Det jag tycker är kul är
Dinner parties, trade shows, traveling, skinny dipping, comedy clubs, spending a snowy day in the out-door hot springs with friends, practical jokes, massage, playing with dogs, photography
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Intelligens, Snygga drag, Humor, Enorm skicklighet, Empati, Känslighet, Djärvhet, Spontanitet, Pengar, Makt, Flirtighet, Kvickhet, Omtänksamhet
Vad letar du efter?
Mysterious men. A vowel. PLEASE, one vowel! First names with phallic first letters. Hairy butts. Guys who love geography lessons.
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
Vän, Dejt, Intimt, Hängivenhet