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skinnydipper

Calgary, Alberta | Mann Suche eine/n Mann

Basis Information

Ich kann sprechen
Englisch, Französisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
OH CANADA . . . in a Southern accent

PENIS NAME: My little ICBM


ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)


HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne




WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)

I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries


ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia


AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud


NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.


ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.



BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT


MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton


DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD


SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms


WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted


LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
Anmelden
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Erscheinung & Situation

Mein Körpertyp ist
Athletisch
Meine Größe ist
5' 9 (1.75 m)
Meine Augen sind
Blau
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Nie Verheiratet
Ich habe Kinder
Nein
Ich möchte Kinder
Nicht sicher
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Hintern
Körperkunst
Würde nicht einmal daran denken
Mein Haar ist
Braun
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Keine Haustiere
Bereit umzuziehen
Ja

Status

Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hochschule
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Selbstständig
Meine Spezialität ist
Andere
Mein Job-Titel ist
Window Washer
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
$45,000USD bis $59,999USD
Ich lebe
Alleine
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial

Persönlichkeit

In der Hauptschule war ich
Klassenclown
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian, Offen
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Trainieren, Lernen, Musik, TV, Filme, Internet, Essen gehen, Fotografie, Religion/Spiritualität, Reisen, Ehrenamtliche Arbeit
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Party machen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Entspannen, TV, In ein Konzert gehen
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
A romantic, carriage ride around DC
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
A cruise ship, lots of travel to a variety of places, cosmetic surgery, sky diving, scuba diving, living in Japan.
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Jemand, der sie sein wollen, Cool, Albern

Ansichten

Meine Religion ist
Spirituell aber nicht religiös
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Einmal pro Monate
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
To be half as good in bed as I am at creative writing.
Mein Art Humor ist
Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern

Geschmack

Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Nachrichten, Dokumentationen, Dramen, Anleitungen, Filme, Reality-Shows
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Rock, Pop, Klassik, Jazz, Lating, New Age, Dance, Gospel, Folk
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Nachrichten, Auto-Biografie, Biografie, Geschäft, Comic, Gesundheit, Humor, Anleitungen, Poesie, Wissenschaft
Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist
Dinner parties, trade shows, traveling, skinny dipping, comedy clubs, spending a snowy day in the out-door hot springs with friends, practical jokes, massage, playing with dogs, photography

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Was findest du attraktiv?
Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Einfühlungsvermögen, Sensibilität, Kühnheit, Spontanität, Geld, Kraft, Flirtwillig, Esprit, Nachdenklich
Wonach suchst du?
Mysterious men. A vowel. PLEASE, one vowel! First names with phallic first letters. Hairy butts. Guys who love geography lessons.
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
Freund, Date, Vertrauter, Verpflichtendes