WY . . . I'll be your fireman today.
skinnydipper
Calgary, Alberta | Homem Procurando um Homem
Informação Básica
Eu Sei Falar
Inglês, Francês
Me Descreveria Como
OH CANADA . . . in a Southern accent
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
Signo
Áries/Carneiro
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Atlético
Minha Altura:
1.75 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Azuis
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Nunca Casado
Com Filhos?
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não Tenho Certeza
Minha Melhor Característica:
Bumbum
Arte no Corpo
Eu Nem Poderia Pensar Nisto
Cor de Cabelo:
Marrons
Animais Que Possuo:
Não possuo animais
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Sim
Status
Nível Educacional
Alguma Faculdade
Ocupação
Autoempregado/a
Especialização
Outra
Meu Título de Trabalho É
Window Washer
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano
$45,000USD A $59,999USD
Eu Moro
Sozinho
Em Casa
Amigos Vêm Ocasionalmente
Eu Fumo
Não
Eu Bebo
Sim - Socialmente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Palhaço da Sala
Meu Comportamento Social É
Observador, Amigável, Cômico/a, Extrovertido/a
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Exercício, Aprender, Música, TV, Filmes, Internet, Jantar, Fotografia, Religião / Espiritualidade, Viajar, Voluntariado
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Festas, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Relaxar, TV, Ir A Um Concerto
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
A romantic, carriage ride around DC
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar
A cruise ship, lots of travel to a variety of places, cosmetic surgery, sky diving, scuba diving, living in Japan.
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Amigável, Alguém Com Quem as Outras Pessoas Queiram Estar, Legal, Pateta
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Espiritualizado Mas Não Religioso
Frequento Serviços
Uma Vez Por Mês
Meu Objetivo na Vida É
To be half as good in bed as I am at creative writing.
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Pateta
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Notícias, Documentários, Dramas, Educativo, Filmes, Reality Shows
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Drama
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Rock, Pop, Clássica, Jazz, Latina, New age, Dance, Gospel, Popular
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Notícias, Autobiografia, Biografia, Negócios, Quadrinhos, Saúde, Humor, Educativo, Poesia, Ciência
Para mim, Diversão É
Dinner parties, trade shows, traveling, skinny dipping, comedy clubs, spending a snowy day in the out-door hot springs with friends, practical jokes, massage, playing with dogs, photography
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Grandes Habilidades, Empatia, Sensibilidade, Ousadia, Espontaneidade, Dinheiro, Poder, Marotice, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros
O Que Você Procura?
Mysterious men. A vowel. PLEASE, one vowel! First names with phallic first letters. Hairy butts. Guys who love geography lessons.
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Amigo, Encontro, Íntimo, Comprometido/a