WY . . . I'll be your fireman today.
skinnydipper
Calgary, Alberta | Homme Cherchant Homme
Informations de base
Je sais parler
Anglais, Français
Je me décrirais comme
OH CANADA . . . in a Southern accent
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
Signe
Bélier
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Athlétique
Ma taille est
5' 9 (1.75 m)
Mes yeux sont
Bleus
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Jamais été marié/e
J'ai des enfants
Non
Je veux des enfants
Pas sûr/e
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Fesses
Art Corporel
Même pas envisageable
Mes cheveux sont
Marrons
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Pas d'animaux
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Oui
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Auto-entrepreneur
Mon domaine de compétence est
Autre
Mon titre de fonction est
Window Washer
J'ai gagné cette année
De 45,000 € à 59,999 €
Je vis
Seul/e
Chez moi
Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume
Non
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Clown de la classe
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Observateur, Sympa, Comique, Ouvert
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Faire de l'exercice, Apprendre, Musique, Télévision, Films, Internet, Dîner , Photographie, Religion/Spiritualité, Voyages, Bénévolat
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Faire la fête, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Me relaxer, Télévision, Aller à un concert
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
A romantic, carriage ride around DC
J'ai toujours voulu essayer
A cruise ship, lots of travel to a variety of places, cosmetic surgery, sky diving, scuba diving, living in Japan.
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, La personne qu'ils aimeraient être, Cool, Neuneu
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Croyances spirituelles mais pas religieuses
Je vais à la messe
Une fois par mois
Mon but dans la vie c'est
To be half as good in bed as I am at creative writing.
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Intelligent, Sarcastique, Neuneu
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Actualités, Documentaires, Drames, Programmes instructifs, Films, TV réalité
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Science-fiction, Comédies, Drames
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Rock, Pop, Classique, Jazz, Latino, New age, Dance, Gospel, Folk
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Actualités, Autobiographies, Biographies, Monde des affaires, Bandes-dessinées / Romans graphiques, Santé, Humour, Programmes instructifs, Poésie, Sciences
Mon idée du fun
Dinner parties, trade shows, traveling, skinny dipping, comedy clubs, spending a snowy day in the out-door hot springs with friends, practical jokes, massage, playing with dogs, photography
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Intelligence, Beauté, Humour, Talents, Empathie, Sensibilité, Audace, Spontanéité, Argent, Pouvoir, Séduction, Bon sens, Délicatesse
Que recherchez-vous?
Mysterious men. A vowel. PLEASE, one vowel! First names with phallic first letters. Hairy butts. Guys who love geography lessons.
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Relation intime, Engagement