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skinnydipper

Calgary, Alberta | Мужчина Ищу Мужчину

Базовая информация

Говорю на языках:
Английский, Французский
Я бы описал(а) себя как
OH CANADA . . . in a Southern accent

PENIS NAME: My little ICBM


ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)


HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne




WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)

I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries


ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia


AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud


NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.


ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.



BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT


MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton


DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD


SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms


WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted


LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
Знак зодиака
Овен

Внешность и семейное положение

Телосложение
Атлетическое
Мой рост
174 см
Мои глаза
Голубые
Моя этническая принадлежность
Белый европеец/кавказец
Семейное положение
Не женат/не замужем
У меня есть дети
Нет
Хочу детей
Не знаю
Привлекательная часть тела
Задница
Боди-арт
Даже и не думаю об этом
Мои волосы
Коричневые
Домашние животные
Нет животных
Хочу переехать
Да

Статус

Образование
Неоконченное высшее
Работа/Учеба:
Работаю на себя
Род занятий
Другое
Род занятий
Window Washer
Зарабатываю в год
от $45,000USD до $59,999USD
Живу
Один/одна
Дома
Иногда приходят друзья
Отношение к курению
Нет
Пью
Да, в компаниях

Характер

В школе я был(а):
Клоун
Мое социальное поведение
Наблюдательное, Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное, Свободное
Интересы и увлечения:
Упражнения, Учеба, Музыка, ТВ, Фильмы, Интернет, Ужин, Фотография, Религия, Путешествия, Волонтерство
Мое представление об отлично проведенном времени
Тусовки с друзьями, Вечеринки, Останусь дома, Пробовать новое, Фильмы, Расслабление, ТВ, Пойду на концерт
Идеально первое свидание
A romantic, carriage ride around DC
Я всегда хотел попробовать
A cruise ship, lots of travel to a variety of places, cosmetic surgery, sky diving, scuba diving, living in Japan.
Друзья считают что я:
Сама дружелюбность, На кого они хотят быть похожими, Крутой, Немного "того"

Взгляды

Моя религия
Не поддерживаю религии
Посещение служб:
Раз в месяц
Моя цель в жизни
To be half as good in bed as I am at creative writing.
Мой юмор
Умный, Сарказм, Немного "того"

Вкусы

По телевизору, я всегда смотрю
Новости, Документальное кино, Драма, Обучающие программы, Фильмы, Реалити-шоу
Предпочитаемые жанры фильмов:
Экшн, Научная фантастика, Комедии, Драмы
Предпочитаемая музыка
Рок, Поп, Классика, Джаз, Латинская, Нью-эйдж, Танцевальная, Евангелие, Народный
Я люблю читать:
Новости, Автобиография, Биография, Бизнес, Юмор, Здоровье, Юмор, Обучающие программы, Поэзия, Наука
Мои идеи классного времяпрепровождения
Dinner parties, trade shows, traveling, skinny dipping, comedy clubs, spending a snowy day in the out-door hot springs with friends, practical jokes, massage, playing with dogs, photography

В поиске

Считаю привлекательным:
Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Умения, Сопереживание, Чувствительность, Смелость, Спонтанность, Деньги, Мощность, Кокетство, Остроумие, Внимание
Что и кого ищете?
Mysterious men. A vowel. PLEASE, one vowel! First names with phallic first letters. Hairy butts. Guys who love geography lessons.
Ищу отношения типа:
Друг, Свидание, Интим, Серьезные отношения