WY . . . I'll be your fireman today.
skinnydipper
Calgary, Alberta | Mies Hae A Miestä
Perus Informaatio
Osaan puhua
Englanti, Ranska
Kuvailisin itseäni
OH CANADA . . . in a Southern accent
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
Kirjaudu
Oinas
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Atleettinen
Pituuteni on
5' 9 (1.75 m)
Silmienvärini on
Sininen
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Naimaton
Minulla on lapsia
Ei
Haluan lapsia
En ole varma
Paras puoleni on
Peppu
Ulkonäkö
En edes harkitsisi
Hiukseni ovat
Ruskea
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Ei lemmikeitä
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Kyllä
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Lukiota
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Yrittäjä
Erikoistun
Muu
Työ tittelini on
Window Washer
Tuloni per vuosi
$45,000USD - $59,999USD
Asun
Yksin
Kotona
Ystävät vierailevat satunnaisesti
Tupakoin
Ei
Juon
Kyllä - Seurassa
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Luokan Pelle
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Sivustaseuraaja, Ystävällinen, Koominen, Aina menossa
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Kuntoilu, Oppiminen, Musiikki, Tv, Elokuvat, Internetti, Ruokailla, Valokuvat, Uskonto / Hengellisyys, Matkustaminen, Vapaaehtoistoiminta
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Bilettäminen, Kotona oleskelu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Elokuvat, Rentoutuminen, Tv, Konserttiin meneminen
Unelma treffini olisivat
A romantic, carriage ride around DC
Olen aina halunnut kokeilla
A cruise ship, lots of travel to a variety of places, cosmetic surgery, sky diving, scuba diving, living in Japan.
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Ystävällinen, Joku jota muut kadehtii, suosittu, Hassu
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Hengellinen mutta ei uskonnollinen
Käyn säännöllisesti
Kerran kuukaudessa
Tavoitteeni elämässäni on
To be half as good in bed as I am at creative writing.
Minun tapainen huumori on
Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Hassu
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Uutiset, Dokumentit, Draamat, Neuvoa antavat, Elokuvat, Tosi TV
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Scifi, Komedia, Draama
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Rock musiikki, Pop musiikki, Klassinen, Jazz musiikki, Latina, New age musiikki, Dance musiikki, Gospel musiikki, Folk musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Uutiset, Omaelämänkerta, Elämänkerta, Liiketoiminta, Koominen, Terveys, Huumori, Neuvoa antavat, Runous, Tiede
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
Dinner parties, trade shows, traveling, skinny dipping, comedy clubs, spending a snowy day in the out-door hot springs with friends, practical jokes, massage, playing with dogs, photography
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Viisaus, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Hyvät taidot, Empatia, Herkkyys, Kaljuus, Spontaanisuus, Raha, Voima, Flirttaileva, Nokkela, Ajattelevaisuus
Mitä etsit?
Mysterious men. A vowel. PLEASE, one vowel! First names with phallic first letters. Hairy butts. Guys who love geography lessons.
Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?
Kaveri, Päivämäärä, Intiimi, Sitoutunut