WY . . . I'll be your fireman today.
skinnydipper
Calgary, Alberta | Mand Søger en Mand
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Jeg taler
Engelsk, Fransk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
OH CANADA . . . in a Southern accent
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
PENIS NAME: My little ICBM
ORIGINAL HUMOR
Partridge Family star David Cassidy was charged with DUI on Nov 10/10. The Florida trooper suspected he'd been drinking when Cassidy looked at him longingly and said "I think I love you"
(Title of one of his big hits)
HI GUYS,
Like my funny profile? This sane, sober, stable guy loves dogs, adventure, great conversation, romance and people. I'm into food, travel, socializing, health, self-improvement, and making a difference. Challenge life, it's GREAT!
Did the red photos myself at age 18. -Lorne
WHAT THE CIA KNOWS ABOUT ME
Easily provoked: If you don't message me for 5 days, you better head for your bomb shelter.
Borderline psychic: I can probably guess your security clearance level.
Outdoorsy: Canoe trips in backwoods of Georgia
Linguist: I can squeal like a pig
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Ruthless: I've already blocked 6000 of you...
(Nothing personal)
I'M SO INTO YOU...if you're into:
Men-in-Black
Deep sounding (metal or plastic)
Stars and stripes
3-beer job descriptions
Iris scanners
Military Intelligence
Theme songs: For Your Eyes Only
(from: The Spy Who Loved Me)
Govt. computers
Secret missions
Living on the 15th floor
Visual aids; magazine pages in envelopes
Crop circles & UFO's & other 'Black Op's'
Lady Gaga's birthday
Animals, esp. Doggie style
Erotic Photos. . of us!
Cologne soaked letters
Helping lonely soldiers feel loved
Secret surprises; pubic hair in letters
Massage
Naked resorts: The Pentagon Steam Room
Public phallic symbols:
-Washington Monument & Calgary Tower
Vanna White
I'll buy an 'e'. . . as in erection.
Soaking in the hot springs on a snowy day
Hot Mormon Missionaries
ME
5 foot 9, Athletic, 165 lbs
Hairy chest
Great butt
6'cut
Self-employed with 3 months off
Openly gay
Always help out hunky soldiers with amnesia
AMBITION
CIA tour guide
To be half as good in bed as I am at writing.
To get married in St. Cloud
NOTABLE
Decided not to nuke Arlington
(Not to be confused with: Duke Ellington)
Published cartoons
Called Hillary to comfort her when Obama won
Volunteered for conjugal visits in prisons
Never used drugs
Sober for 30 years. Then Bush won.
ADVENTURE
Shared a sleeping bag with a Navy Seal
Caught snakes & bats in British Columbia
Dick hunting trip to District of Columbia. TBA
Held the penis for a marine with 2 broken arms when he had to pee.
BOLD
Went to the airport with a fake bomb taped to my chest. They REALLY didn't like it.
Went to Georgia in a Burt Reynolds T-shirt
(They really DID like it.)
Dressed as a Catholic priest in Vegas
(Blessed a slot machine)
Did the 'Tarzan yell' with Carol Burnett
Met Bill Cosby
Stand-up comedy
Pulled the cops over for speeding
Went streaking in the winter
Stopped a shoplifter who wasn't shoplifting
Left work in a towel during a fire drill
Skinny dipped in a lawyer's pool
My truck license plate: 8 UNCUT
MOTOS
Peg me!
Is that a kayak in you pocket or are
you just glad to see me?
It's my constitutional right to be frisked.
All we are saying, is, give war a chance.
-Jane Fonda
Damn the submarine sandwiches!
-Ronald McDonald
Let them watch NASCAR. -Marie Antoinette
When duty calls . . . booty calls wait.
You're the average of your 6 best mutual funds.
Why mess with perfection? -WY
Your habits will make you or cause blindness.
US & Canada: Touching each other for 400 yrs.
I'm short but I have a wookie-wiener. -Yoda
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. -Churchill
It's NOT a comb-over! -Trump
Give me liberty or give me a blow job. -Clinton
DOWNSIDE
Paperwork & technology
Can't match clothes
Outspoken
Often late
ADD
SEX
Long, slow 69
Kiss & TLC
Foreplay
G-spot toys
Naked wrestling
Lite s/m
Fall asleep in my arms
WEB FAVORITES
Dieux du Stade
Angry Young Man
Naked Kombat
John Tesh
YouTube
Ted
LIKE
Single, white, masculine, MEN
Love any kind of uniform! (Well, not a Burger King uniform)
Underskriv
Vædderen
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Atletisk
Min højde er
175 cm
Mine øjne er
Blå
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Numse
Kropsudsmykning
Ville ikke engang overveje det
Mit hår er
Brun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte
Ja
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Selvstændig
Mit speciale er
Andet
Min jobtitel er
Window Washer
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $45.000USD til $59.999USD
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Nej
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Klassens klovn
Min sociale opførsel er
Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Uadvendt
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Motion, Læring, Musik, Tv, Film, Internet, Spise til middag, Fotografering, Religion / Spiritualitet, Rejser, Frivilligt
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Feste, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Tv, Tage til koncert
En ideel første date ville være
A romantic, carriage ride around DC
Jeg har altid villet prøve
A cruise ship, lots of travel to a variety of places, cosmetic surgery, sky diving, scuba diving, living in Japan.
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, En andre gerne vil være, Cool, Fjollet
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Spirituel, men ikke religiøs
Jeg deltager i tjenester
En gang i måneden
Mit mål i livet er
To be half as good in bed as I am at creative writing.
Min form for humor er
Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Gør-det-selv, Film, Reality Shows
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Rock, Pop, Klassisk, Jazz, Latin, New age, Dance, Gospel, Folk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Nyheder, Selvbiografi, Biografi, Business, Komisk, Sundhed, Humor, Gør-det-selv, Poesi, Videnskab
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Dinner parties, trade shows, traveling, skinny dipping, comedy clubs, spending a snowy day in the out-door hot springs with friends, practical jokes, massage, playing with dogs, photography
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Empati, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Penge, Magt, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter?
Mysterious men. A vowel. PLEASE, one vowel! First names with phallic first letters. Hairy butts. Guys who love geography lessons.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet