Back From the Emerald City

Eu Sei Falar

Inglês

Me Descreveria Como

I have imperfections. I don’t always call back right away. I don’t have all the answers and that’s frustrating because I imagine myself as being smarter than most people. I don’t really fit in. And I’m proud of that fact. But sometimes, I’d like nothing more than the welcoming arms of people of my tribe. People who play board games. People who watch Farscape. Or Buffy. Or The Twilight Zone. And who take The Twilight Zone seriously, instead of just as kitsch. Well, except maybe for that one episode with Burgess Meredith and the Martians making him strong. That’s just a silly episode. I’m silly, sometimes. I have Ugly Dolls attached to my backpack. Other times I’m too serious. I love yoga! I can’t get enough yoga! Yoga has saved my life, literally, on any number of occasions. I love kicking some serious asana! And I have so much more to learn about yoga. I like playing with words, but sometimes it falls really, really flat. Well, not everyone can appreciate a good pun, I guess. I value silence. And love long, silent stares into the eyes of the guy I’m with. I love hugs and don’t initiate them often enough. Depressing songs and sad movies can really lift my spirits and spark my imagination. I prefer dramas over comedies. I like porn. Porn is good. Soft core porn is sometimes the best porn. Sometimes I’m unpredictable. Sometimes I’m overly predictable. I need to learn some new moves and perspectives in the sack. I do lie, but I’m honest about it. I talk about things other people don’t feel are very polite. It’s impossible to shock me. But don’t ever bring up certain subjects. Like the vacuum cleaner story my family just loves to cart out at the most embarrassing times. Or clowns. Jesus, don’t ever bring up clowns. I’m insecure sometimes. I’m needy sometimes. Laziness rocks. Daydreaming is my bread and butter. I love being naked, and being naked with other guys doesn’t necessarily mean we’re gonna get it on. Erections, however, are awesome. I still have a lot to learn about the world. I imagine I’m open to it all. But I know better, and am working on compassion, loving kindness, and seeing the inner divine light in everyone I meet.
I'm looking to meet men who like to hang out in coffee shops. Nudists. Sensualists. I want to meet guys who read. Books. Actual books, not the Kindle or online. I want to meet guys who hang out in libraries. I want to meet guys who know the value of holding hands and giving gentle kisses. Guys who want someone to join them on the yoga mat. I want to meet men who laugh. A lot. Because they recognize that life is joyful and absurd. I want to meet men who happily veg out to zombie video games. Men who geek out over sci-fi shows no one else has heard of. Guys who aren’t surgically attached to electronic devices. I want to meet deep thinkers. Complex men, still waters that run deep. I want to meet men who want to lie under the stars, who want to climb mountains and swim oceans. Men who dance, perhaps in inappropriate places, who sing no matter how off key they might be. Men who like to swap massages. In the shower. I want to meet men who would surprise me by dropping by unannounced. With flowers. Or just to take me in their arms, without saying a thing when I open the door, and plant a mind blowing kiss on me. I want to meet great conversationalists. Who don’t mind swapping movie references from time to time. But who aren’t impressed by celebrity. I want to meet bad boys with pompadours, jocks who might’ve been the prom king in high school, geeks who think programming a computer is easier than breathing, artists who stare at the play of light on autumn leaves. Men who would love to stay in bed on Sunday morning, just nuzzling. I want to meet men who are solidly themselves. Who don’t mind if sometimes I’m not solidly myself. I want to meet explorers, travelers, and the infinitely curious.

Signo

Libra/Balança

Meu Tipo de Corpo:

Mediano

Minha Altura:

1.78 m

Cor dos Olhos:

Cor de avelã

Minha Etnia:

Hispânica / Latina

Minha Situação Conjugal:

Solteiro

Com Filhos?

Não

Quer Ter Filhos?

Não

Minha Melhor Característica:

Pernas

Cor de Cabelo:

Marrons

Animais Que Possuo:

Gato

Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?

Não

Nível Educacional

Diploma Universitário

Ocupação

Autoempregado/a

Especialização

Outra

Meu Título de Trabalho É

Yoga Instructor

Eu Moro

Com Colega(s) de Quarto, Com Bicho(s) de Estimação

Em Casa

Tudo Está Calmo

Eu Fumo

Não

Eu Bebo

Sim - Socialmente

No Colegial, Eu Era Um

O/A Calminho/a

Meu Comportamento Social É

Turbulento/a, Cômico/a, Sombria, Flertador(a)/Engatatão; Engatatona, Amigável, Observador, Tímido

Meus Interesses e Atividades São

Exercício, Internet, Jogos, Filmes, Jogar Cartas, Ler, Teatro, TV

Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É

Sair Com Os Amigos, Ir A Um Concerto, Ir A Um Museu, Jogar Vídeo-Games, Ler Um Livro, Relaxar, Cinema, TV

Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria

Meeting for coffee at a coffehouse and then hitting a park in good weather, the art or science museum if the weather sucks.

Eu Sempre Quis Tentar

Using the Force to choke my enemies.

Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo

Amigável, Legal, Obscuro/a, Pateta

Minha Religião É

Espiritualizado Mas Não Religioso

Frequento Serviços

Nunca

Meu Objetivo na Vida É

To learn how to choose happiness... and stay right there, in THAT moment.

Meu Tipo de Humor É

Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Pateta, Obscuro/a, Sadista, Obsceno/a

Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto

Não Tenho Uma TV

Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um

Ficção Científica, Drama, Animação, Terror

Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço

Ambiente, Clássica, Pop, Rock

Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio

Clássicos, Ficção, Saúde, Terror, Filosofia

O Que Você Acha Atraente?

Empatia, Marotice, Boa Aparência, Humor, Inteligência, Consideração Pelos Outros, Espirituoso/a

O Que Você Procura?

A lack of pretense, the presence of much laughter, a quirky sense of the world, an understanding that all of this (this world, this American culture) is basically bullshit and the knowledge of how to navigate it nonetheless from here on out.

Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?

Amigo, Encontro, Íntimo, Comprometido/a