Back From the Emerald City

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I have imperfections. I don’t always call back right away. I don’t have all the answers and that’s frustrating because I imagine myself as being smarter than most people. I don’t really fit in. And I’m proud of that fact. But sometimes, I’d like nothing more than the welcoming arms of people of my tribe. People who play board games. People who watch Farscape. Or Buffy. Or The Twilight Zone. And who take The Twilight Zone seriously, instead of just as kitsch. Well, except maybe for that one episode with Burgess Meredith and the Martians making him strong. That’s just a silly episode. I’m silly, sometimes. I have Ugly Dolls attached to my backpack. Other times I’m too serious. I love yoga! I can’t get enough yoga! Yoga has saved my life, literally, on any number of occasions. I love kicking some serious asana! And I have so much more to learn about yoga. I like playing with words, but sometimes it falls really, really flat. Well, not everyone can appreciate a good pun, I guess. I value silence. And love long, silent stares into the eyes of the guy I’m with. I love hugs and don’t initiate them often enough. Depressing songs and sad movies can really lift my spirits and spark my imagination. I prefer dramas over comedies. I like porn. Porn is good. Soft core porn is sometimes the best porn. Sometimes I’m unpredictable. Sometimes I’m overly predictable. I need to learn some new moves and perspectives in the sack. I do lie, but I’m honest about it. I talk about things other people don’t feel are very polite. It’s impossible to shock me. But don’t ever bring up certain subjects. Like the vacuum cleaner story my family just loves to cart out at the most embarrassing times. Or clowns. Jesus, don’t ever bring up clowns. I’m insecure sometimes. I’m needy sometimes. Laziness rocks. Daydreaming is my bread and butter. I love being naked, and being naked with other guys doesn’t necessarily mean we’re gonna get it on. Erections, however, are awesome. I still have a lot to learn about the world. I imagine I’m open to it all. But I know better, and am working on compassion, loving kindness, and seeing the inner divine light in everyone I meet.
I'm looking to meet men who like to hang out in coffee shops. Nudists. Sensualists. I want to meet guys who read. Books. Actual books, not the Kindle or online. I want to meet guys who hang out in libraries. I want to meet guys who know the value of holding hands and giving gentle kisses. Guys who want someone to join them on the yoga mat. I want to meet men who laugh. A lot. Because they recognize that life is joyful and absurd. I want to meet men who happily veg out to zombie video games. Men who geek out over sci-fi shows no one else has heard of. Guys who aren’t surgically attached to electronic devices. I want to meet deep thinkers. Complex men, still waters that run deep. I want to meet men who want to lie under the stars, who want to climb mountains and swim oceans. Men who dance, perhaps in inappropriate places, who sing no matter how off key they might be. Men who like to swap massages. In the shower. I want to meet men who would surprise me by dropping by unannounced. With flowers. Or just to take me in their arms, without saying a thing when I open the door, and plant a mind blowing kiss on me. I want to meet great conversationalists. Who don’t mind swapping movie references from time to time. But who aren’t impressed by celebrity. I want to meet bad boys with pompadours, jocks who might’ve been the prom king in high school, geeks who think programming a computer is easier than breathing, artists who stare at the play of light on autumn leaves. Men who would love to stay in bed on Sunday morning, just nuzzling. I want to meet men who are solidly themselves. Who don’t mind if sometimes I’m not solidly myself. I want to meet explorers, travelers, and the infinitely curious.

Registrer

Libra

My Kroppstype er

Gjennomsnittlig

Min høyde er

5 '10 (1,78 m)

Øynene mine er

Hassel

Min etnisitet er

Spansk / latinsk

Min Sivilsituasjon er

Enslig

Jeg har barn

Nei

Jeg vil ha barn

Nei

Min beste egenskap er

Ben

Mitt hår er

Brun

Jeg har en eller flere av disse

Katt

Villing til å flytte

Nei

Min Utdanningsnivå Er

College Grad

Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er

Selvstendig næringsdrivende

Min spesialitet er

Annet

Minn jobb tittel er

Yoga Instructor

Jeg bor

Med romkamerat (er), Med kjæledyr

Hjemme

Alt er rolig

Jeg er en røyker

Nei

Jeg drikker

Ja - Sosialt

Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg

Den stille

Min sosiale atferd er

høylydt, Komisk, Mørk, Flørtende, Vennlig, Observant, Sjenert

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Trene, Internett, Spill, Filmer, Kortspill, Lese, Teater, Tv

Min idé av å ha det gøy er

Være med venner, Gå på konsert, Gå på museum, Spille videospill, Lese en bok, Slappe av, Kino, Tv

En ideel første date vil være

Meeting for coffee at a coffehouse and then hitting a park in good weather, the art or science museum if the weather sucks.

Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve

Using the Force to choke my enemies.

Mine venner beskriver meg som

Vennlig, Kul, obskur, Tullete

Min religion er

Åndelig men ikke religiøs

Jeg går på gudstjeneste

Aldri

Mitt mål i livet er

To learn how to choose happiness... and stay right there, in THAT moment.

Min humoristiske sans er

Campy / overdrevet, Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Tullete, obskur, Sadistisk, Frekk

På TV ser jeg alltid på

Jeg liker ikke Tv

Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en

Science Fiction, Drama, Andirektemeldingasjon, Skrekk

Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på

omgivende, Klassisk, Pop, Rock

Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid

Klassisk, Fiction, Helse, Skrekk, Filosofi

Hva finner du attraktivt?

Empati, flørtende, Flott utseende, Humor, Intelligens, Omtanksfull, vett

Hva ser du etter?

A lack of pretense, the presence of much laughter, a quirky sense of the world, an understanding that all of this (this world, this American culture) is basically bullshit and the knowledge of how to navigate it nonetheless from here on out.

Hva slag forhold søker du?

Venn, Dato, Intim, Forpliktet