Poke me big boys
ipokebadgers
Manchester, United Kingdom | Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
I poke badgers , will you poke badgers with me under the willow tree?
Sign
Virgo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Pacific Islander
My Marital Situation Is
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Chest
Body Art
Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Hooker
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
With Parent(s)
At Home
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Extreme gang bang - where i get fucked so hard i faint and then i can not shit for a week as my ass hole is ripped open as i had two cocks up there and a dildo - god that was a good night ;)
I've Always Wanted To Try
5 dildos up my ass
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Atheist
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
To fuck a gay vicar and cum over his feet
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Blues
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient
My Idea Of Fun Is
Fucking a hamster
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
I look for a man who has a tiny penis so I can laugh at it - and a man who can do me in the ears is good also - that is why i like little cocks :)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed