Hairy superchub tells really lame jokes.

First name

Rand

I Would Describe Myself As

Howdy! I'm a huge bellied, hairy, strong-bodied 70 year old gay chub, 299 lbs ,5'7" tall, oral versatile, anal bottom.V and COVID free, with both my vaccinations. And I am very discreet.

I've always been attracted to conventionally masculine, bi or gay men who dig taking charge in bed. and I have a wide range of sexual tastes from vanilla to very kinky.


Like most of us, I've lived through a lot of challenges. After over 25 years in the Santa Fe area, I've come to need at our 7000 feet altitude supplementary oxygen 24 hours daily, and currently I'm living with pollen allerges and bad osteoarthritis, too. Sex is still fun, though, and I'm told I'm still good at it.

I am self-employed part time as both a freelance writer and rational-intuitive consultant. I love history, language study (I made up an alien tongue for a book I am writing), archaeology, graphic arts, fantasy, science fiction, cookery, theatre,and music (I love to sing). I also like collecting really lame jokes. I leave you with two:

(1) Why did the Santa Fe psychic cross the road?
(2) Why did the other Santa Fe psychic cross the road?

Answers furnished on request.

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Heavyset

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Rand B. Lee, Freelance Writer

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Volunteering, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Relaxing

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Sharing a meal at a local eatery, followed by friendly-to-warm hugs before we part
'till next time.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Democrat

My Goal In Life Is

to maintain a sense of wonder while loving others and self to the best of my ability.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever

On Tv, I Always Watch

Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Classical, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Reference, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author, Supernatural

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Power, Oddities, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

physical strength, self-confidence, kindness, ability to listen, affection,honesty, masculinity

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Intimate, Committed