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First name

Rand

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

(1) Why did the horny gay rooster cross the road? To get to the cock on the other side.
(2) Why did the Santa Fe psychic cross the road? To get to the "Other Side".

You are a mature, masculine, bi or gay top, any race. You dig drilling, cuddling and laughing with a huge bellied, hairy, strong-bodied old gay chub. I am discreet. COVID- and HIV-free; condoms a must, repeat meetings preferred. I also have strong kink interests. Let's chat.

I am self-employed part time as a freelance writer and professional consulting intuitive (i.e., "psychic"). I love history, language study (I made up an alien tongue for a book I am writing), archaeology, graphic arts, fantasy, science fiction, cookery, theatre, music (I love to sing).My dad co-wrote with our cousin the "Ellery Queen"detective stories; and my mom was a radio actor and monologuist in Chicago in the 1930s.

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Pisces

My Body Type Is

Heavyset

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

Freelance Writer and Consulting Intuitiv

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Photography, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Chat over coffee/tea/lunch,ending in both of us expressing a sincere desire too continue to get to know one another, and setting plans for our next meeting..

I've Always Wanted To Try

making out with an Australian and/or New Zealander.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

My Political Views Are

Democrat

My Goal In Life Is

to live one day at a time as fully as possible

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Classical, Blues, New age, Soul, Gospel, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Anthology, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

tumbling about erotically with mature guy

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

honesty, passion, strong features, strong hands, affection

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Intimate