49 Years of Age Virgin

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am a 49 years of age Caucasian Gay male virgin; heterosexually speaking. I have been sexually active, albeit homosexually active since I was ten years of age when a fellow third grade classmate invited me to spend the night with him. As we were bedded down in his Queen Size bed, he asked me if I wanted to try sucking cock and fool around. I have never had sex with a female and I have never wanted to; the gay sex that I had as a boy growing-up satisfied my pubescent erotic desires. When I was a small child and I played with a female play-mate, I will show you mine IF you show me yours, I thought her immature vagina looked just like a miniature butt and a very poorly shaped and quite flat one at that. And then when females mature, that miniature butt morphs into something that resembles a hairy open wound that bleeds profusely, upon a regular, basically predictable basis, provided they are not reproducing and it NEVER HEALS! More importantly to me, their breasts, look just like horribly swollen and ill-shaped pectoral muscles; small wonder as to why I am gay. In addition the female muscle tone is often too soft and defined in a shape that I DO NOT APPRECIATE, especially those birthin’ hips, I like the look and feel of male physique. Male muscle tone is more commonly defined in a figure that I enjoy the look and feel-of. Additionally, I can count the number of guys with whom I have had sex upon my fingers, therefore I would tremendously enjoy having a nice gay boyfriend in his twenties to around my age of 49. I am typically not too fond of guys older than myself for sex, but a very good friend who is a few years my senior is something that I would be quite amenable to developing through this ad. I am into cuddling, hugging, kissing, fellatio and frottage. I enjoy safe and very sanitary sex, which is why I have never had an STD. I am exceedingly anal retentive concerning sanitary sex. I am interested in meeting other gay men, sisters, as friends with benefits, who are in their twenties to around my age of 48 for conversation, drinking non-alcoholic beverages of coffee, tea or fresh fruit juices. I am not too fond of soda pop except for Root Beer which is the only beer that I will drink; A&W has been my all-time favorite since I was a little boy. I also enjoy eating many different types of cuisine and spicy-flavorful foods as long they are not too spicily hot; ironically, being from west Texas, I do not care for MOST styles of Mexican food. An example of a type of spicy food that I enjoy is East Indian Tandoori cuisine and Japanese Wasabi in addition to other oriental cuisines. I enjoy talking about many different things. Topics of interest to me are cars, movies, travel and whatever else that we decide. I am flexible as long as the topic does NOT include politics or religion because I am atheist and I abhor religious people. If there were such thing as a creator, Supreme Being, etcetera, we would all know this entity EXACTLY the very same way we all are familiar with weather. Additionally, I just happen to know without a doubt that God, Allah, Jesus Christ, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are all room-mates existing within the same spot; humanities’ rather fanciful and explicit imagination. Moreover, I thoroughly detest Re-pubic-ans or more accurately, Republicanazis. I classify my politics as moderate for the most-part with a left-wing liberal leaning. I am NOT particularly looking for sex; I am looking to make friends. The fewer than ten times that I have had sex since I grew-up, turned eighteen, were with friends of mine and I had sex quite a lot when I was a teenager and younger. If this sounds interesting to you, then please contact me; I am a fabulous person to have as a friend and an even better best-friend.

Sign

Aries

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Director

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

My Religion Is

Atheist

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Ambient, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Industrial, New age

When I Read, I Always Read

Reference, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

To go out dining and to the cinema.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Empathy, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

I am a 49 years of age Caucasian Gay male virgin; heterosexually speaking. I have been sexually active, albeit homosexually active since I was ten years of age when a friend and fellow third grade classmate invited me to spend the night with him. As we were bedded down in his Queen Size bed, he asked me if I wanted to try sucking cock and fool around. I have never had sex with a female and I have never wanted to; the gay sex that I had as a boy growing-up satisfied my pubescent erotic desires. When I was a small child and I played with a female play-mate, I will show you mine IF you show me yours, I thought her immature vagina looked just like a miniature butt and a very poorly shaped and quite flat one at that. And then when females mature, that miniature butt morphs into something that resembles a hairy open wound that bleeds profusely, upon a regular, basically predictable basis, provided it is not reproducing and it NEVER HEALS! More importantly to me, their breasts, look just like horribly swollen and ill-shaped pectoral muscles; small wonder as to why I am gay. In addition the female muscle tone is often too soft and defined in a shape that I DO NOT APPRECIATE, especially those birthin’ hips, I like the look and feel of male physique. Male muscle tone is more commonly defined in a figure that I enjoy the look and feel-of. Additionally, I can count the number of guys with whom I have had sex upon my fingers, therefore I would tremendously enjoy having a nice gay boyfriend in his twenties to around my age of 49. I am typically not too fond of guys older than myself for sex, but a very good friend who is a few years my senior is something that I would be quite amenable to developing through this ad. I am into cuddling, hugging, kissing, fellatio and frottage. I enjoy safe and very sanitary sex, which is why I have never had an STD. I am exceedingly anal retentive concerning sanitary sex. I am interested in meeting other gay men, sisters, as friends with benefits, who are in their twenties to around my age of 49 for conversation, drinking non-alcoholic beverages of coffee, tea or fresh fruit juices. I am not too fond of soda pop except for Root Beer which is the only beer that I will drink; A&W has been my all-time favorite since I was a little boy. I also enjoy eating many different types of cuisine and spicy-flavorful foods as long they are not too spicily hot; ironically, being from west Texas, I do not care for MOST styles of Mexican food. An example of a type of spicy food that I enjoy is East Indian Tandoori cuisine and Japanese Wasabi in addition to other oriental cuisines. I enjoy talking about many different things. Topics of interest to me are cars, movies, travel and whatever else that we decide. I am flexible as long as the topic does NOT include politics or religion because I am atheist and I abhor religious people. If there were such thing as a creator, Supreme Being, etcetera, we would all know this entity EXACTLY the very same way we all are familiar with weather. Additionally, I just happen to know without a doubt that God, Allah, Jesus Christ, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are all room-mates existing within the same spot; humanities’ rather fanciful and explicit imagination. Moreover, I thoroughly detest Re-pubic-ans or more accurately, Republicanazis. I classify my politics as moderate for the most-part with a left-wing liberal leaning. I am NOT particularly looking for sex; I am looking to make friends. The fewer than ten times that I have had sex since I grew-up, turned eighteen, were with friends of mine and I had sex quite a lot when I was a teenager and younger. If this sounds interesting to you, then please contact me; I am a fabulous person to have as a friend and an even better best-friend.

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